ADIDAZ UK 1 OF 1 · MADE IN BLAGDON
⚠ NOT ADIDAS ⚠
THIS IS NOT ADIDAS● THIS IS ADIDAZ● NO AFFILIATION● JUST A BLOKE CALLED DAZ● YA GET ME BLUD● THIS IS NOT ADIDAS● THIS IS ADIDAZ● NO AFFILIATION● JUST A BLOKE CALLED DAZ● YA GET ME BLUD●

adidaz

DEFINITELY · NOT · ADIDAS
The official, completely unofficial home of Daz.
He wears the kicks. He doesn't make the kicks. Ya get me blud.
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Daz has fly kicks.
Daz makes kicks.
Daz sells kicks.
Daz just wears them.

RULE 01
Not That Adidas
This is adidaz dot uk. One Z. No trefoil. No global HQ in Herzogenaurach. Just a fella from down the road.
RULE 02
Daz Is The Daz
The "daz" in adidaz is in fact called Daz. Always has been. Long before any sportswear conglomerates were involved.
RULE 03 ⚠
No Manufacturing
Daz does not make trainers, hoodies, tracksuits, footballs, or anything resembling sportswear. Daz makes a decent cup of tea.
RULE 04
No Selling
There is no shop. There will not be a shop. If someone is selling "ADIDAZ" merch, it is not Daz. Probably his cousin.
RULE 05
Just The Vibes
He wears them. He laces them up tight. He occasionally cleans them with a toothbrush. That's the whole offering.
RULE 06
Ya Get Me Blud
The official corporate motto. Effective immediately. Trademark pending in approximately zero jurisdictions.
— THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE —
47
Pairs Owned*
0
Pairs Made
0
Pairs Sold
1
Geezer Called Daz
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Times Asked If He's Adidas

*Approximate. Wife says it's more.

The Rotation
A representative sample · subject to weather
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↑ One of these is not like the others. Daz wears it anyway.

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The Legal Bit, Roughly.

Is this Adidas?
No. This is adidaz.uk. There's a Z on the end. Adidas® is a registered trademark of adidas AG. We are not them. They are not us. They have lawyers; we have Daz.
Are you affiliated with adidas in any way?
Only in the sense that Daz owns several pairs of their shoes and wears them with great enthusiasm. That's it. That's the affiliation.
Can I buy something?
No. There is no shop, no merch, no drop, no waitlist, no DM-for-price. If you want trainers, please visit a real shoe shop, of which there are many.
Does Daz make the trainers?
Daz does not make trainers. Daz cannot make trainers. Daz once tried to re-glue a sole with PVA and it did not go well.
Then what is this site for?
It's for Daz. He bought the domain. It's his name. Don't read too much into it.
Ya get me blud?
Yeah, I get you blud.